I Believe in Dental Floss

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I Believe in Dental Flossturteltaub-adam-200x200-150x150By Adam Turteltaub
adam.turteltaub@corporatecompliance.org

So, the internet is now awash in the news that dental floss isn’t as good for you as your dentist says.  In fact, it may be good for nothing other than helping you put off going to bed for another minute or so.

I don’t care.  I’m still going to floss, and not just after I eat ribs, which I really should do more often.

I believe that, no matter what the science says, flossing is something we should all do.

I also believe that:

  • Sending a man to the moon and returning him safely to earth is mankind’s greatest accomplishment, second only to the invention of air conditioning. Inspiration is great; perspiration isn’t, which is why air conditioning is better.
  • A lottery ticket is good value for your money, despite what the statisticians say. While winning may be a bazillion to one shot, $1 is a cheap price to pay for hours of getting to dream about what you would do if you somehow did win.
  • There is no entrée in the world better than an appetizer. Go ahead, try and name one.
  • Any day with chocolate is better than any day without.
  • We will never know what the first words spoken by mankind were, but the seconds ones were, “Would you shut up, you have no idea what you’re talking about.”

And I believe that we will never live in a world when everyone in business will do the right, lawful thing, but that’s no excuse for us to stop trying.

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3 COMMENTS

  2. Couldn’t agree more. I also believe that petting a dog every day and watching them wag their tale in return is a great way to remember that it’s the little things that often bring us the most happiness.

  3. Petting a cat gets you the same reward most of the time although they don’t wag their tale – oops I meant tail!

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